Ok so a friend of mine brought Craigslist to my attention. I never really have been on Craigslist before this week. I thought it was a place to buy and sell things, turns out its much much more. When my friend is feeling down she visits craigslist to get some laughs, so I decided to take a look and see what she was talking about. HOLY FUCKIN WOW!!!
So first there is a section called rants n raves- basically a place people go to talk about things that really piss them off. If u wanna read a bunch of bitchin thats the place to go. I dunno about you but I hear enough bitchin in real life I dont wanna go read it but whatevs
There are also discussion forums. Basically just somewhere to argue with people who dont agree with your ideas... once again we all have enough drama but i guess if thats your thing go for it!
Then yes there are sections to buy and sell things, and also rent appts and such...the typical
But the best part is the Personals. Craigslist is like the WALMART of online shit. u can get everything from housing, buyin and sellin, and u can also get a piece of ass while your at it. You dont realise how fucked up the people are in your town until you have read the personals on Craigslist. I got nothing against homosexuals whatsoever. In fact I think most of them are the kindest most fun-loving people you will ever meet. I mean really, who wouldnt be happy when ur getting your cock sucked and pussy licked all day everyday by anyone who will have it?? I knew we had plenty of gays in our area but im finding out we have way more than we ever knew!!! Im wondering how many of them are closet gays and posing to be straight. If you go to Craigslist personals there is a section called Men searching Men. Its got 1,000s of postings from men wanting to get man ass and BJs.I dont think any of the gay men were looking for any sort of relationship...just sex. Horny cum guzzlin assfuckers!! There is also a section for Women searching Women, the funny thing is there is only like 8 postings there. So here is my question...Why are so many men gay and or bi, and barely any women are?!?! You would think there would be far more lesbians cuz i mean cmon people women are way hotter then hairy smelly men, and women look better naked too LOL. I almost feel bad for lesbians in this town cuz its slim pickins my friends. Out of the 8 adds for women, 2 were looking for long time relationships. and the rest just wanna get banged.
Then to get to the freaky shit,there is a section called Casual Encounters there are couples searching for women for 3some action, and couples searching for men to get some double penetration action for their girlfriends/wives. Why a Craigslist add?! Well I guess its easier than going to bars and asking random people if they wanna have freaky group sex,gay sex, or whatevs. That might be asking to get knocked the fuck out, so maybe the internet is the way to go if you have crazy fantasies you want to live out. The funny thing is some of these people actually post naked pictures of themselves. Usually men takin pics of just their cocks. So not appealing. You seen one, you've seen em all...well kinda lol. Most of the women searching pussy lickin lesbians are scary bitches. Some are butchy, some are feminine but in a very scary white trash possible druggy kinda way. Where are all the "lipstick lesbians" that we all see on TV lookin all hot?? Do pretty bi girls or lesbians exist? Its not fair that most gay men are hot mother fuckers and the lesbians are scary n butchy. Who wants a woman that looks like a dude? Most people picture lesbians to look like this:
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| This is what we all want to picture lesbians looking like |
But truth be told most Cunt lovin bitches look like this:
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| umm no thanks |
Meanwhile lots of Gay men are lookin like this:
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| Who wouldnt want a taste of this? lol |
From time to time u will see a disturbing gay man looking like this( but its pretty rare):
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| "Do you like my booty shorts baby?" |
When did people get bored with straight normal people dick in vagina sex?
Probably when this video came out of gay men prancing around an icecream truck...its kinda hot LOL I highly suggest u watch it. If your not already a gay man like 50% of this town you will be after watching this http://youtu.be/tXXZpr8YlSI
So just sayin if u wanna laugh your ass off go to Craigslist personals adds, or if ya wanna get ur freak on. whatever lol
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