Problem: No self esteem?! Ya Right!

We hear our whole life about Self Esteem. Schools press on the issue so much growing up. Most people dont have any and think they are worthless right?!WRONG! Its the people who ARE completely worthless and ARE a waste of space,oxygen and available free food off the system, that think they are the cats meow. People who really are worth a damn dont have to prove it to the world. People can see it for themselves. No convincing needed. Being Humble is a great characteristic.
       I see more than ever that people have an over abundance of self esteem that is almost sickening. This is when it crosses from having a good self esteem into believing the lie that ur really something, when ur a whole lot of nothing! Being confident and such is great, but there is a fine line between being the shit and handling it right versus being a complete douche bag and everyone knows it and your braggin about how much $ you make (when we know ur on foodstamps) and your braggin about your gold chains (we know they are sterling too, possibly even nickel).  EGOMANIACS i call em.
      When they look in the mirror its like they have permanent beer goggles on for only themselves and they see nothing but beauty,success, and intelligence beyond everyone and anyone. Maybe after all the Springer episodes they have watched they feel they are the upper class in society. Little do they know they are a "springer" episode and look more busted than a Rodriguez on crack.



Rodriguez on Crack







Then we have the lovely white trash bitches, once again thinkin they are a victoria secret model. I dont care what sizes they make skimpy clothes and costumes, it doesnt mean you should wear them. Have u taken a real look at yourself lately? SCARY!



words of advice: when u look bloated and or 6 months prego it may not be a good idea to wear this pirate costume exposing ur fupa. but then again ur busted BF prolly likes u like that. Is that what he calls thick? They key is to have thickness in the right places, yours has fallen into the wrong places. FAIL! lmfao



And maybe they think they are fantastic because they compare themselves to their surroundings. Yes if u hang out with ugly fuckers its going to make u feel better about yourself for sure. But it still doesnt make u any hotter. See Exhibit A below:



You surround yourself with ugly,fat, deformed looking girls, but instead of making urself look better as u planned, you kinda just blend right in with them. Good try though lol A+ for effort



So im thinking instead of schools teaching self esteem and building people up, its lookin like we need to premote knockin em down a few knotches. People are getting too into themselves. Whats happening to us as a society when even FUGLY people think they are sexy as FUCK. If i see another pic on facebook braggin about how hot they are and see a face from hell like that again, im gonna see if government funding will pay for their plastic surgery (why not they pay for everything u have anyways?) so maybe they can attempt to match their egos...

Mailbox money is to blame for the "high self-esteem" or egos
Maybe if u didnt waste ur money on crack, u could afford some Facial/Vaginal/Anal rejuvination



We are glad u feel good about yourselves. You really have come up in the world now that you finally have the mansion you always dreamed of!

Thank u US GOV'T for providing these trashbags with what they need to stay affloat. Flatscreen T.V's,free housing, foodstamps, so that they can afford everyday luxuries like internet (facebook-a.k.a place to start drama) and keep on showing us how trashy wonderful they truly are!