No one will admit it, but everyone keeps their "number" buried deep inside a lil or rather big memory file inside our heads. Some of us are proud of our number. Most of us are not. Yes Folks im talkin about the number of sexual partners you have had. The number of Penis' that have been all up in your twat, or the number of snatch's that ur dicks been inside lol so vulgar I know LOL
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| Yeah we know you get more ass than a toilet seat |
Thats why Woman, you need to listen to me. If you wanna get it in a lot you need Hoe's in different area codes. The idea is to bang men who will never know eachother. Fuckin guys in the same town is just askin to start being called a Hoe. Its only a matter of time before your found out. If you can successfully follow this advice you will keep the good reputation you
We have all heard there is a formula to #'s we have. Women can get ass anytime anywhere because well, lets face it....guys will bang anything. For Guys its not always so easy. Some guys get tons of ass, and some do not. And the ones that dont usually lie about it and say they get more than they do. They think it makes them look more pimpin or somethin. Maybe to their guy friends it does. However to women it doesnt. If we hear your fuckin lots of broads we are immediately turned off. I mean cmon, we dont wanna get crotch rot from STDs cuz ur dippin ur chip everywhere. Gross! So the formula goes as follows. Lets say a man says he has been intimate with 35 women. Ya right buddy, u wish haha you divide that # by about 4 which equals 8.75...the .75 stands for a quick BJ nothing more.
Now women try to downplay there #s cuz they dont wanna get a whorish reputation. So lets say a woman says her # is 5 (haha yeah when you were 16!) you take that # and multiply by 5 (5 partners x5 = 25 partners) that number is about right. Its ok tho ladies. Most of us lose our virginity around 16 and by the time we are mid twenties we pretty much have lost track of our # . You only have to sleep with 3 or 4 men a year from the age of 16, and by the time your in your mid twenties you will have banged 30 something men. Which means if you stay single, by the time your old you will have banged the equivilant to how many a freakin rock star banged before their career took a nose dive! I really hope that by a certain age people quit with the wanting to know your #s. It just doesnt matter. Half of em ya cant remember anyway. Have u ever tried to sit down and right out your list and you find yourself sayin "oohhh yeah i forgot about that one! Ha!" well there is a reason you forget, 1 because you had so many its hard to keep em straight, and 2 they sucked. Sorry but its true, if you did nothing out of the ordinary to make it amazing then you will be forgotten. Give us something to remember you by other than the stupid noises and faces you make when your blowing your load.
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| Look so dumb when your cummin, the only thing we will remember wont be the " it will be ur dumb face as we are laughin telling all our friends about it! |
I also need to touch on another similar subject. If the guy you slept with on the one night stand last 2 pumps and hes done, you dont have to technically count him. You only had a penis in you for less than 30 seconds. What a waste, there is no reason to have to add another knotch to the belt for such a worthless piece of ass. We have all been there am I right? You look over at the guy in disbelief and think in your head "are u fuckin kiddin me?" and then he has the nerve to say "was it good for you?" hahahaha Was WHAT good for me?!! i get more action at the gyno!!
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| "This Dude is a joke!" |
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| a little to the left, yeah right there...aahhhhhh (LOL) |
http://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o- a must see
So do yourself a favor, never ever try to remember the entire list. Some things are meant to be forgotten and are in the past for a reason!!
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